Are you makin’ a monkey out of me? (is this what the creationist said to the evolutionist?) No need. Creationists make monkeys out of themselves, thereby proving the evolutionists point.

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Ah, my friend, evolution is still just a theory. We still do not have conclusive proof that man descended from monkeys. True, the circumstantial evidence is very compelling, but there are enough gaps for it to remain less than conclusive.

Interestingly enough, one theory from Rabbinnic sources was that man “intermingled” with the apes, hence the somewhat human appearence of some of the fossils. The purpose of The Flood was to eradicate the mixed species from the land and because the fish didn’t mix their species, they weren’t destroyed.

(A Jewish friend)