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TODAYS RIDDLE:

This is an unusual paragraph. I’m curious how quickly you
can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain
you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing
is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think
about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if
you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so
without any coaching!

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The letter “e”, which is the most common and most
usedletter in the English language, does not appear
once in the long paragraph.
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To the woman who was applying for a job as a typist,
the employer said: “You have plenty of speed and
are good at spelling, but do you understand the
importance of punctuation?”
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“Oh yes,” the woman replied “I always get to work on time.”
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Overheard at an auction sale:
“Sold to the lady with her husband’s hand over her mouth.”
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I bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend a whole
evening in front of it in only 8 minutes.
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The psychiatrists were attending their first seminar on
emotional extremes. “Just to establish some parameters,”
said the leader, “Mr. Nichols, what is the opposite of joy?”
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“Sadness,” said the student.
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“And the opposite of depression, Ms. Biggs?”
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“Elation.”
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“And you sir, how about the opposite of woe?”
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Bubba replied, “I believe that would be giddyup.”
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Moshe is driving in Jerusalem and he’s late for
a meeting. He’s looking for a parking place,
but can’t find one.
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In desperation, he turns towards heaven, and says:
“G-d, if you find me a parking place, I promise that
I’ll eat only Kosher, respect Shabbas, and all the
holidays ….”
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Miraculously, a place opens up just in front of him.
He turns his face up to heaven, and says
“Don’t bother, G-d, I just found one ….”
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A few days ago I was having some work done at
the local Ford Dealership. A blonde came in and
asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
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We all looked at each other and another customer
asked, “What is a seven-hundred-ten?”
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She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle
of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.”
She said that she did not know what it was but this
piece had always been there.
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He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked
her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a
circle and in the middle of it wrote 710
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He then took her over to another car, which had its
hood up and asked, “Is there a 710 on this car?”
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She pointed and said, “Of course, it’s right there.”
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If you would like to be included on my “Clean Humor”
list, send a blank email to jhmaida[at]hotmail.com with
“=Include Me=” as the subject. I do not write the jokes.
I only pass on the ones I think are funny. Laughter is
good for the immune system.
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