And the Male Rebuttal…

PRESS RELEASE: Upcoming Seminar for Women will cover the following:

RESPECTING SILENCES- Practical demonstration on how not to speak while someone is engrossed in watching Television

MELWAYS 101- Finally, an explanation by those in the know of what all those squiggly lines mean.

FISCAL MANAGEMENT- Finance Experts explain the logical impossibility of saving $20 when you have actually spent $80

CAF ‰ MANNERS- reformed social pariah’s share how they learned to let someone reading a newspaper read it in peace.

ECOLOGICAL MANAGEMENT- practical tips on what to do with all those garments and shoes you have worn once or never- but swore you needed.

ROAD SAFETY- Multimedia presentation on how to indicate when turning, what those lines on the road are for, and how to avoid hitting curbs.

REMOTE CONTROL WORKSHOP- hands on demonstrations will include: how to rewind videos, how to mute during ad breaks, and how to watch 4 shows simultaneously.

LEARNING HOW TO DRESS ONESELF- Issues covered include “How to tell if your bum looks too big in it”

EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION- lecture unveils new research indicating saying something 12 times does not increase importance of message.