A woman decided she wanted a divorce and consulted a solicitor.
“Have you any grounds?” he asked.
“Yes, about four acres.”
“Do you have a grudge?”
“No, but we’ve got a lovely carport.”
“Does he beat you up?”
“No, I’m first up every morning.”
“Then why do you want a divorce?”
“Because he cannot carry on an intelligent conversation!!”
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