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TODAYS RIDDLE:

Can you decipher this word?

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Capitalism
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One morning a local highway department crew reaches their
job-site and realizes they have forgotten all their shovels.
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The crew’s foreman radios the office and tells his supervisor
the situation.
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The supervisor radios back and says, “Don’t worry, we’ll send
some shovels… just lean on each other until they arrive.”
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A man went to his lawyer and said,
“I would like to make a will but I
don’t know exactly how to go about it.”
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The lawyer said, “No problem,
leave it all to me.”
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“Well I knew you were going to take the
biggest slice, but I’d like to leave a
little to my children too!”
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Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday
morning service, and she’s in tears. He says, “So what’s
bothering
you, dear?”
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She says, “Oh, Father, I’ve got terrible news. My husband
passed away last night.”
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The priest says, “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible. Tell me, Mary,
did he have any last requests?”
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She says, “That he did, Father…”
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The priest says, “What did he ask, Mary?”
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She says, “He said, ‘Please, Mary, put down that gun…”
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A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the
service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can
a man marry?”
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“Sixteen,” the boy responded.
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His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.
“How do you know that?”
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“Easy,” the little boy said.
“All you have to do is add it up, like the Pastor said:
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4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer.”
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Two men are talking at work Monday morning.
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“What did you do this weekend?”
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“Dropped hooks into water.”
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“Fishing, eh?”
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“No, golfing.”
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A husband said to his wife, “No, I don’t hate your relatives.
In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.”