TODAYS RIDDLE:

Change the position of just one of the words below so that
all the words are in an alphabetical sequence:

llama, phoenix, hyena, alligator, beaver, elephant,
tortoise, antelope

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Antelope, move it from the end to the beginning, the
initial letters will then spell ALPHABET.
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SHORTIES: [ Thanks to Renee ]

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The trouble with politics is that the winners get the jobs,
the losers get the ax, and nobody takes down the
campaign posters.
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Hawaii has the same weather all year ’round.
Wonder how their conversations start?
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HOSPITAL BED: A parked taxi with the meter running.

Only dead fish go with the flow.

Wedding Ring: A tourniquet worn on the finger to cut off
circulation.

I used to look forward to bumping into friends. Now I’m
afraid they’ll sue.

Variety is the spice of life, but monotony provides the
groceries

An alarm clock is built with a mechanism to scare the
daylight into you
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A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool and show
who was boss on the aviation frequencies.
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It was his first time approaching a field during the night time.
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Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said:
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“Guess who?”
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The controller switched the field lights off and replied:
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“Guess where!”
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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand
pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter,
“Want coffee.” The waiter says, “Sure chief, coming right up.”
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He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the
coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the
shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter every where,
then just walks out.
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The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun i n
one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks
up to the counter and says to the waiter, “Want coffee.”
The waiter says, “Whoa, Tonto! We’re still cleaning up your
mess from yesterday.
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What was all that about, anyway?”
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The Indian smiles and proudly says, “Training for upper
management position in United States Government: Come in,
drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean
up, disappear for rest of day!
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A hospital posted a notice in the nurse’s lounge saying:
“Remember, the first five minutes of a human being’s life
are the most dangerous.”
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Underneath, a nurse had written:
“The last five are pretty risky, too.”
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This is old … very old, but it is one of my top ten favorites.
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Two tourists were driving through Texas. As they were
approaching the town of Nacogdoches, they started
arguing about the pronunciation of the name of the town.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
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As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde
employee, “Before we order, could you please settle an
argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we
are … very slowly?”
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The girl leaned over the counter and said,
“Burrrrrrrr -gerrrrrrr, kinnnnngggg.”