Some small animals invaded a symphony concert. This may not sym funny to some, but when they were all rounded up they gave these explanations:

From the big dog: “I’m Bach!”

From the smaller dog: “I’m Offenbach!”

The cat explained: “I’m Debussy!”

Whereupon a small mouse poked its head out from behind the rostrum and explained: “I was Haydn!”

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And without any racism connotations…

Angus was congratulating old Jock at the marriage of his seventh and youngest daughter. “It must be a relief to have your children finally off your hands.”

“Aye,” replied Jock. “That confetti was starting to get a wee bit dirty!”