TODAYS RIDDLE :
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The following words have one thing in common. Can
you figure out what it is?
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Bola
Chute
Graph
Mount
Pet
Site
Sol
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Adding “para” to the beginning of each word creates
a new word with a totally different meaning.
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Parabola
Parachute
Paragraph
Paramount
Parapet
Parasite
Parasol
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On a trip to Ense ±ada, Mexico, for the day, my friends
and I started to park in front of some interesting-looking
shops. A little boy ran over to us and said, “Se ±ora, I
watch your car, fifty cent!”
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I asked him to wait “un momento” and entered a shop to
ask the owner in Spanish about the young lad. He
explained to me, “You give him the fifty cents, he
runs off. You don’t, he steals your hubcaps.”
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My father always loved fast cars. Taking advantage
of the empty roads one morning, he acclerated down a
wide-open stretch. Unfortunately, a young police
officer was waiting at the other end, and Dad was
flagged down. He greeted the officer with a cheery
“Good morning.”
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“And a good morning to you, Wing Commander,” replied
the officer. “Having trouble taking off?”
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QUIPS :
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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list
again yesterday.
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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
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My father is so old that when he was in
school, history was called current affairs.
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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers
before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
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Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Teacher: Desmond, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly
the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
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“If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the
wrong golf ball.” —– Jack Lemmon
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“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said.
“Frankly, I think it’s due to drinking.”
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“In that case,” replied his patient, “I’ll come back when
you’re sober.”
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Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his
father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you
know why his father didn’t punish him?”
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Little Johnny: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”
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MY SITES :
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http://www.gift4grandchildren.com/
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http://go.to/ushoponline

If you would like to be included on my “Clean Humor”
list, send a blank email to jhmaida[at]hotmail.com with
“=Include Me=” as the subject. I do not write the jokes.
I only pass on the ones I think are funny. Laughter is
good for the immune system.
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