TODAYS RIDDLE :

A certain number consists of two digits. The number
is equal to five times the sum of its digits. If you add
9 to the number, the order of its digits is reversed.
What is the number?

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A woman answered her front door and found two
little boys holding a list. “Lady,” one of them
explained, “we’re on a scavenger hunt, and we
still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop
bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn
a dollar.”
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“Wow,” the woman replied. “Who sent
you on such a challenging hunt?”
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“Our baby-sitter’s boyfriend.”
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Sign posted in the Army recruiting office:
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“Marry a veteran, Girls. He can cook, make beds,
sew, and is already used to taking orders.”
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A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.
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The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Billy, want
to play house?”
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He says, “Sure! What do you want me to do?”
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Sally replies, “I want you to communicate your feelings.”
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“Communicate my feelings?” said a bewildered Billy…
“What the heck does that mean.”
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The little girl nods and says, “Perfect. You can be the husband.”
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Burning Thoughts :
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* If aliens are smart enough to travel through space,
why do they keep abducting the dumbest people
on Earth?
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* Why is it that when you talk to God you’re praying,
but when he talks to you, you’re crazy?
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* Everybody keeps saying that women are smarter
than men, but did you ever see a man wearing a shirt
that buttons down the back?
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* If those space scientists are so smart, why do they all
count backwards?
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* If a shepherd takes care of sheep, why doesn’t
a coward take care of cows?
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The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a
proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of Israel.
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“Your holiness,” said one of the Cardinals, “Mr. Netanyahu
wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior,
by challenging you to a golf match.”
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The Pope was greatly disturbed, as he had never held a
golf club in his life.
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“Not to worry,” said the Cardinal, “we’ll call America and talk
to Jack Nicklaus. We’ll make him a Cardinal; he can play
Netanyahu. We can’t lose!”
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Everyone agreed it was a good idea. The call was made and,
of course, Jack was honored and agreed to play. The day
after the match, Nicklaus reported to the Vatican to inform
the Pope of his success in the match.
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“I came in second, your Holiness,” said Nicklaus.
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“Second?!” exclaimed the surprised Pope. “You came in
second to Benjamin Netanyahu?!”
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“No,” said Nicklaus, “second to Rabbi Woods.”