TODAYS RIDDLE :

What’s the difference between here and there?

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The Letter T
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Farmer wins the ten million dollar lottery and is
being interviewed. He is asked what he is going to
do with all the money.
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“Oh, I guess the first thing I’ll do is go and pay
a few bills”
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“And what about the rest?”, the reporter asks.
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Farmer shrugs. “Well, I guess they’ll just have
to wait”
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The men of Charlie Company had been in the field for
two weeks when the Sarge announces, “I’ve got good
news and bad news. First, the good news. Today we’re
going to change our underwear.”
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The troops started cheering at the news.
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“Now the bad news. Smith, you change with Jones.
Andrews, you change with Murphy…”
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Every time the man next door headed toward Robinson’s house,
Robinson knew he was coming to borrow something. “He won’t get
away with it this time,” muttered Robinson to his wife.
“Watch this.”
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“Er, I wonder if you’d be using your power-saw this morning,”
the neighbor began.
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“Gee, I’m awfully sorry,” said Robinson with a smug look, “but
the fact of the matter is, I’ll be using it all day.”
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“In that case,” said the neighbor, “you won’t be using your golf
clubs, mind if I borrow them?”
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“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence
for a man of your background,” sneered the lawyer at a witness
on the stand.
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“If I wasn’t under oath, I’d return the compliment,” replied the witness.
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Our local humane society had an overabundance of cats,
and to deal with the surplus they posted a notice:
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“Laptops Available. Mouse not included.”

If you would like to be included on my “Clean Humor”
list, send a blank email to jhmaida[at]hotmail.com with
“=Include Me=” as the subject. I do not write the jokes.
I only pass on the ones I think are funny. Laughter is
good for the immune system.
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