You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.

For Example .

1) Freezer Bags

Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Photocopiers

Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but they can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tyres

Male, because they go bald and they are often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloons

Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there’s lots of hot air.

5) Sponges

Female because they’re soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Pages

Female, because they’re always getting hit on.

7) Railway Stations

Male, because they use the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass

Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammer

Male, because it hasn’t changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it’s still handy to have around.

10) Remote Control

Female…… They give a man pleasure, and he’d be lost without one. And, while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.