TODAYS RIDDLE :

A mother gave birth to twin boys, but they were born in different years and on different days. And no, the boys are not part of 2 sets. How can this be possible?

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One was born on December 31 at 11:53 p.m. and the other January 1 at 12:07 a.m.

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