TODAYS RIDDLE :

What one word has the most letters in it?

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Alphabet. . ========================== . Our family owned restaurant is the setting for many of our discussions about how to handle the customer who asks, “What’s good tonight?” . Obviously, we would never serve anything we didn’t think was good. I braced myself one Saturday night when I heard the dreaded question posed to my husband. . He calmly replied, “Anything over $16.95.” . ========================== . Aboard an El Al flight from Israel to America, Grandma Esther was taking her very first flight. They had only been aloft a few minutes when the old lady complained to the stewardess that her ears were popping. . The girl smiled and gave the older woman some chewing gum, assuring her that many people experienced the same discomfort. . When they landed in New York, Grandma thanked the stewardess. . “The chewing gum worked fine,” she said, “but tell me, how do I get it out of my ears?” . ========================== . A kid walked up to a guy wearing a 10-gallon hat, leather vest, leather chaps, and sneakers. The kid asked him, “Mr. Cowboy, why do you wear that big hat?” . The cowboy replied, “Well, son, the big hat protects me from hot sun and driving rain, and at night I put it over my face when I sleep on the range, so it protects me then, too.” . “Why do you wear that leather vest?” . “It also helps to keep the weather off me, and it has pockets where I can keep my valuables.” . “Well, why do you wear leather chaps?” . “They protect my legs when I’m driving my horse through mesquite and cactus.” . “Well, Mr. Cowboy,” the kid finally asked, “Why do you wear sneakers?” . “That’s so somebody won’t think I’m a truck driver.” . ========================== . ” 73 percent of Americans say that immigration is a serious problem. The other 27 percent said, ‘No habla Ingles.” —Conan O’Brien