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Cathy has six pairs of black gloves and six pairs of brown gloves in her drawer. In complete darkness, how many gloves must she take from the drawer in order to be sure to get a pair that match? /\ x

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13. She could possibly take out 6 black left hand gloves and then 6 brown left hand gloves, the next one would have to be either the right hand or left hand match. . ========================== . Every morning for years, at about 11:30, the telephone operator in a small Sierra-Nevada town received a call from a man asking the exact time. One day the operator summed up nerve enough to ask him why the regularity.

“I’m foreman of the local sawmill,” he explained. “Every day I have to blow the whistle at noon so I call you to get the exact time.”

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“But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly.

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The witness stared out the window as though he hadn’t heard the question.

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The witness still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, “Sir, please answer the question.”

“Oh,” the startled witness said, “I thought he was talking to you.” . ========================== . The relatives of the family’s rich dowager gathered for the reading of her will after her long awaited death.

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If you would like to be included on my “Clean Humor” list, send a blank email to jhmaida [at] hotmail.com with “=Include Me=” as the subject. I do not write the jokes. I only pass on the ones I think are funny. Laughter is good for the immune system. . ==========================