TODAYS RIDDLE :

Each pair of hints below relates to two words. One of the words is the other one spelled backward.

What are the ten word pairs?

Example: married, moisture

Answer: wed, dew

1. light source, rodents

2. dwell, wicked

3. retain, sneaking look

4. weapons, tight fit

5. portion, catching device

6. prize, furniture compartment

7. drinking aid, skin blemishes

8. stopper, big swallow

9. implement, stolen goods

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1. star, rats

2. live, evil

3. keep, peek

4. guns, snug

5. part, trap

6. reward, drawer

7. straw, warts

8. plug, gulp

9. tool, loot

10. ward, draw . ========================== . A man died and went to The Judgment. St. Peter met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, “Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you-we’ve looked at your life, and you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not at all sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?”

The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, “Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of bikers. So I pulled over, got out my tire iron, and went up to the leader of the bikers.

He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring out of his nose, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!”

“I’m impressed,” St. Peter responded. “When did this happen?”

“About two minutes ago,” came the reply. . ========================== . My ten-year-old son informed us that part of his tooth had come out. We checked and, sure enough, a piece had broken off.

Trying to lighten the moment, I asked my husband, “What do you suppose the tooth fairy gives for half a tooth?”

“Nothing,” he replied, “She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.” . ========================== . During a storm, my wife’s car became stuck in a snowbank. Our obstetrician saw her spinning her wheels, trying to get out. When he offered to help, my wife could not resist telling him, “Okay, Doctor, now when I count to three, PUSH!” . ========================== . A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past.

Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started to discuss the dog’s duties.

“They use him to keep crowds back,” said one youngster.

“No,” said another, “he’s just for good luck.”

“I know!” said a third… “They use it to find the fire hydrant!” . ========================== . After a lengthy conference with the estranged husband, the lawyer reported to his client.

“Mrs. LaMay, I have succeeded in making a settlement with your husband that is eminently fair to both of you.”

“Fair to both?!” exploded Mrs. LaMay. “I could have done that myself. What do you think I hired a lawyer for?” . ========================== . MY SITES : . http://www.gift4grandchildren.com/ . http://go.to/ushoponline . ==========================

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