Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old, still

working fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:

“Free to good home. You want it, you take it”. For three days the fridge

sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually

decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked to good

to be true, so he changed the sign to read: “Fridge for sale $50”. The

next day someone stole it.

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which

direction was north because, he explained, he didn’t want the sun waking

him up every morning.

She asked, “Does the sun rise in the North?” When my brother explained

that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head

and said, “Oh, I don’t keep up with that stuff.”

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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I

got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was

open. I told him, “The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days

a week.” He responded, “Is that Eastern or Pacific time?” Wanting to

end the call quickly, I said, “Uh, Pacific.”

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we

overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn

she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a

convertible, but “didn’t think she’d get sunburned because the car was

moving.”

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car that’s designed to cut

through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring

attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, “Wouldn’t the chain

rip out every time she turned her head?” I explained that a person’s

nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head

is turned.

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I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the

lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed

up.

She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained

professional and I was in good hands. “Now,” she asked me, “has your

plane arrived yet?”

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While working at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza

to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like

it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before

responding.

“Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6

pieces.

. . . . . . . . . . . Yep, They Walk Among Us, and reproduce, too!