TODAYS RIDDLE :

Can you uncover what each group of three has in common?

1. doughnut notebook golf course

2. turtle peanut oyster

3. brown polar Kodiak

4. cough tear rain

5. soap granola candy

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1. They all have holes

2. They all have shells

3. They are all kinds of bears

4. They are all kinds drops

5. They are all kinds of bars . ========================== . When the Jones family moved into their new house, a visiting relative asked five-year-old Sammy how he liked the new place.

“It’s terrific,” he said. “I have my own room, Mike has his own room, and Jamie has her own room. But poor mom is still in with dad.” . ========================== . “I hope you didn’t take it personally, Reverend,” an embarrassed woman said after a church service, “when my husband walked out during your sermon.”

“I did find it rather disconcerting,” the preacher replied.

“It’s not a reflection on you, sir,” insisted the church goer. “Ralph has been walking in his sleep ever since he was a child.” . ========================== . A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a beer. The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him a verbal jab, “They don’t serve beer here, you moron!”

The German fellow felt embarrassed, however he turned to the New Yorker with a surprised look on his face and begins to chuckle.

“And what’s so funny?” the New Yorker demands.

Oh, nothing really, I just realized how stupid you are. You came here for the food!” . ========================== . July in New York.

Too Hot!

Imagine a hot and humid July day in New York City. Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances, &Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick’s Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing.

The sisters’ traditional black garb was making them so uncomfortable.They decided to stop in at Patty McGuire’s Pub for a cold soft drink.

Patty had recently added some special legs to his barstools which were the talk of the fashionable eastside neighborhood.

The 5 Nuns lined up side by side at the bar and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley entered the bar through the front door with Father McGinty for a cold drink.

The priests were utterly shocked and almost fainted at what they saw!:see attachment Oh ohooooooooooh

http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C19951002 . ========================== . I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What good would that do?