This was in the newspaper. Therefore it must be true.

When Enrique Silbert first tried to change his name to “God,” the Judge said it would create “too much confusion.” But Superior Court Judge David Menary on Wednesday approved Silbert’s new moniker once he added a first and middle name.

Now his name is: Ubiquitous Perpetuity God.

For some reason that reminds me of the story of the three-generation family where the grandfather, son and four-year-old grandson were all named John.

One day the phone rang.

“Hello?” said one of the women in the household.

“May I speak to John, please?”

the son or John the holy terror.”