And then there was the man whose wife found him sobbing.

“What’s up?” she asked.

“You know your father threatened to take me to court for under-age sex when we were teenagers?” he said.

“Yes, after I got pregnant” she replied.

“And he said that the only way to avoid spending twenty years in jail was to marry you?” he said.

“Yes, I remember that,” she replied.

“Well, today I would have been free!” he said, and continued crying.