(Most put-down jokes put down men… Here’s something to redress the balance 🙂

What’s the best way to open a beer? Who cares. It should be opened when she brings it!

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up chicks? Because a woman who can’t afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men? It allows them to stand closer to the stove.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…”

How do you fix a woman’s watch? You don’t. There’s a clock on the oven.

What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won’t do what she’s told.

I married a Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%. It’s called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.