We have found proof that Satan does exist in a “Cute Purple Dinosaur” named ‘Barney’.

Here is how we found this out:

Barney is often referred to as a “Cute Purple Dinosaur”.

Let’s rewrite this using the Roman writing standard, simply replacing the “u’s” with “v’s” as the Romans did not have “u’s”.

The result is “CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR”

Next, take out all the Roman numerals in this title: C, V, V, L, D, I, V. Replace with their English Decimal Equivalents: C=100, V=5, L=50, D=500, I=1.

So, this gives us C=100, V=5, V=5, L=50, D=500, I=1, and V=5, or 100, 5, 5, 50, 500, 1, and 5.

Finally, add up all the numbers: 100+5+5+50+500+1+5… And you get 666, which is the mark of the Beast. And the Beast is Satan.

Therefore, Barney is Satan.