“What’s your father’s occupation?” asked the teacher on the first day of the new academic year.

“He’s a magician, Ma’am,” said the new boy.

“How interesting. What’s his favorite trick?”

“He saws people in half.”

“Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?”

“One half brother and two half sisters.” . ========================== . A gentleman was lured into a busy florist shop by a large sign in the window that read, “Say It With Flowers.”

“Wrap up one rose,” he told the florist.

“Only one?” the florist asked.

“Just one,” the customer replied. “I’m a man of few words.” . ========================== . A counselor was helping his kids put their stuff away on their first morning in Summer Camp. He was surprised to see one of the youngsters had an umbrella. The counselor asked, “Why did you bring an umbrella to camp?”

The kid answered, “Did you ever have a mother?” . ========================== . Pointless Family Photo :

http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C19941119 . ========================== . Games for When You Are Older : . 1. Sag, You’re it.

2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy.

3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear.

4. Kick the Bucket.

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, The Nurse Says Bend Over.

6. Doc, Doc Goose.

7. Simon Says Something Incoherent.

8. Hide and Go Pee

9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta

10. Musical Recliners