A Blonde’s Year in Review

January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels….Helllloooo!!!…..bottles won’t fit in printer !!!

March – Got really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and box said 2-4 years.

April – Trapped on escalator for hours ….. power went out!

May – Tried to make Kool-Aid…..wrong instructions….8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!!!

June – Tried to go water skiing…..couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

July – Lost breast stroke swimming competition…..learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August – Got locked out of my car in rain storm…..car swamped because soft-top was open.

September – The capital of California is “C”…..isn’t it???

October – Hate M & M’s…..they are so hard to peel.

November – Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days … instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December – Couldn’t call 911 ….. “duh”…..there’s no eleven” button on the stupid phone!!!