Yes – penguins walking, echidna, platypus…

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Of course he does. For 40 years he marched the Jews all over the Middle East then settled them on the bit that didn’t have oil under it.

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The total absence of humour from the Bible is one of the most singular things in all literature.

— Alfred North Whitehead

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Toilet humour in Isaiah 16:11. Eg, King James version. Some versions are sanitised.

Ecclesiastes 3:4

So the pastor and his son is playing golf. When the son misses a shot, he exclaims “dammit I missed!” the pastor was shocked and replied, “now u be careful son cos if u say that one more time the Lord will open the clouds and hit u with a mighty thunderbolt!” “ok dad I’ll be more careful next time” so they move on to the next hole and the son misses again “dammit I missed!” he shouts and the clouds opened and a thunderbolt flew down and hit the……PASTOR! and with that God shouted, “dammit I missed!”

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