For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG MONEY. Watch for these consolidations beginning the winter of 2006/7.

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush , and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

9. Stop and Shop will merge with A&P, under the new name of Stop and Pee.

(And Xerox to merge with Wurlitzer to manufacture reproductive organs.)