After hundreds of years the perfect pastor has been found!!! He is a church leader that will please everyone! He preaches exactly 20 minutes and then sits down. He condemns sin but never steps on anybody’s toes. He works from 8 in the morning til ten at night doing everything from preaching sermons to sweeping. He makes $500 a week and gives $100 of that to the church. He drives a late model car, buys lots of books, wears fine clothes and has a very nice family. He’s 36 yrs. old and has been preaching for 40 yrs. He’s tall on the short side and heavyset in a thin sort of way. His eyes are either blue or brown, to fit the occasion. And he wears his hair parted in the middle – left side dark and straight, right side brown and wavy. He has a burning desire to work with the youth and spends all of his time with the senior citizens. He smiles all the time while keeping a straight face because he has a keen sense of humour which finds him keeping seriously dedicated. He makes 15 calls a day on church members, spends all of his time evangelising non-members and is always found in his office studying when he’s needed. Unfortunately he burned himself out and died at the age of 32!