Can you guess the Christmas songs?
1. Quadruped with crimson proboscis
2. 5 p.m. to 6 a.m. without noise
3. Miniscule hamlet in the far east
4. Ancient benevolent despot
5. Adorn the vestibule
6. Exuberance directed to the planet
7. Listen, aerial spirits harmonizing
8. Monarchial trio
9. Yonder in the haystack
10. Assemble, everyone who believes
11. Hallowed post meridian
12. Fantasies of a colorless December 25th
13. Tin tintinnabulums
14. A dozen 24-hour Yule periods
15. Befell during the transparent bewitching hour
16. Homo sapiens of crystallized vapor
17. I merely desire a pair of incisors
18. I spied my maternal parent osculating a fat man in red
19. Perambulating through a December solstice fantasy
20. Aloft on the acme of the abode
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1. Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer
2. Silent Night
3. O Little Town of Bethlehem
4. Good King Wenceslas
5. Deck the Halls6. Joy to the World
7. Hark the Herald Angels Sing
8. We Three Kings9. Away in a Manger
10. Come All Ye Faithful11. O Holy Night
12. I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas
13. Silver Bells
14. The Twelve Days of Christmas
15. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
16. Frosty the Snowman
17. All I want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
18. I Saw Mama Kissing Santa Claus
19. Walking Through a Winter Wonderland
20. Up on the Rooftop
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Overheard in a golf course parking lot: Golf is a terrible game. I hate it. I’m just glad I don’t have to play it again until tomorrow.
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Secret Formula :
The police recently busted a man selling ‘ secret formula’ tablets he claimed gave eternal youth. When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for commiting this same criminal medical fraud.
He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 1983………..
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One-Liners :
A diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width.
You are drunk when you feel sophisticated but you are not able to pronounce it.
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
A bill collector came to my house the other day, so I gave him a huge stack of old bills.
Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded.
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A policeman arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a Pepsi Cola truck. The cop rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, “Are you seriously hurt?”
“How would I know until my lawyer gets here ?” the driver responds. “
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A newspaper reporter was writing a feature story about prison life and was interviewing one of the prisoners. “Do you watch much television here?”
“Only the daytime shows,” the inmate said. “At night we’re locked in our cells and don’t see any television.”
“That’s too bad,” the reporter said, “But I do think it is nice that the warden lets you watch it in the daytime.”
“What do you mean, nice?” the inmate said. “That’s part of the punishment.”
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Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would be six dollars per person. “However, if you’re over 65,” he said, ” the price will be only $5.50.” From the back of the congregation, a woman’s voice rang out,
“Do you really think I’d give you that information for only 50 cents?”
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