TWO JEWS, THREE OPINIONS

Jews consider themselves mavens, however, rarely do the mavens agree:

As the plane settled down at Ben Gurion airport, the voice of the captain came over the speaker.

“Please remain seated with your seat belt fastened until this plane is at a complete standstill and the seat belt signs have been turned off. Oh and….to those of you still standing in the aisles, we wish you a Happy Hannukah. To those who have remained in their seats, we wish you a Merry Christmas.”