Haiku poems must have 17 syllables, 5 in first line, 7 in second and 5 in third.

These apparently are real error messages from Japan …..

Chaos reigns within Reflect, Repent, and reboot Order shall return

Program aborting Close all that you have worked on You asked far too much

Windows NT crashed I am the Blue Screen of Death No one hears your scream

Yesterday it worked Today it is not working. Windows is like that

Your file was so big It might be very useful But now it is gone

Stay the patient course Of little worth is your ire The network is down

A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone

Three things are certain Death, Taxes & lost Data Guess which has occurred

You step in the stream But the water has moved on This page is not here

Out of memory We wish to hold the whole sky But we never will

Having been erased The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped

Serious error All shortcuts have disappeared Screen. Mind. Both are blank

I ate your web page Forgive me; it was tasty And tart on my tongue