FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS):

* A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.

* A will is a dead giveaway.

* Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

* A backward poet writes inverse.

* A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

* When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

* You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

* Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

* A calendar’s days are numbered.

* A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine.

* A boiled egg is hard to beat.

* He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

* The short fortune teller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.

* Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

* When you’ve seen one shopping centre you’ve seen a mall.

* When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.

* Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

* Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

* Acupuncture: a jab well done.

* Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.