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Don’t whiz on the electric fence

From Mark –

“Don’t whiz on the electric fence” – Ren & Stimpy

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When nature’s callin’

Don’t be stallin’

Use your common sense

Before you let it flow

Find a place to go

Just don’t whiz on the electric fence

If you’re gonna explode

You can use the commode

Of igloos, cave dwellings or tents

No need to explain

When you gotta drain

Just don’t whiz on the electric fence

You can swizzle on the sofa

Piddle in the air

Tinkle in the toilet

That’s why it is there

You can let it rain

In the breakfast lane

While waiting at ladies and gents

Just don’t whiz on…

Don’t whiz on

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