Do penguins have knees?

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?

If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?

Can you cry underwater?

If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?

Why do we sing “Rock a bye baby” to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?

Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :’Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?

If there’s a wheelchair dependant comedian, is it still called “stand-up”?

When the French swear do they say pardon my English?

How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day? Why are red buttons always the most important?

Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?

Where do all the daylight savings hours go?

Why doesn’t the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?

Why when people ask you “what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?” no one ever replies, “A BOAT”

Why are elderly people often called “old people” but children are never called “new people”?

Why doesn’t broccoli come in a tin?

Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?

What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?

Why does it say “shake well” on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?

Why is it called the People’s Republic Of China when China’s not a republic?