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Senior exercises

Senior Exercises
The Doc told me to start an exercise program.
Not wanting to harm this old body, I’ve devised the following:

Beat around the bush Jump to conclusions Climb the walls Wade through the morning paper

Drag my heels Push my luck Make mountains out of mole hills Hit the nail on the head

Bend over backwards Jump on the Band Wagon Run around in circles

Advise President Bush on how to run the country. Toot my own horn.. Pull out all the stops.. Add fuel to the fire..

Open a can of worms.. Put my foot in my mouth.. Start the ball rolling.. Go over the edge..

Pick up the pieces..

Kneel in prayer.. Bow my head in thanksgiving.. Uplift my hands in praise.. Hug someone and encourage them.
What a Workout!

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