Murphy’s less known rules

*1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

*2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

*3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

*4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

*5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

*6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

*7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

*8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

*9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

*10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

*11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

*12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

*13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

*14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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