Money

It can buy a house. But not a home

It can buy a clock. But not time

It can buy you a position. But not respect

It can buy you a bed. But not sleep

It can buy you a book. But not knowledge

It can buy you medicine. But not health

It can buy you blood. But not life

So you see money isn’t everything, and it often causes pain and suffering.

I’m sharing this with you because I am your friend. So send me, all your money and I will suffer for you!

Cash only please!

After all, what are friends for, huh??