Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

If u r married please ignore this msg,
for everyone else: Happy Independence Day

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.

Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the others ensure you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
Speaking of marriage, we ran into a fellow from Oslo the other day who was SO in love with his wife, he almost told her so – twice..

Q: Why doesn’t the law permit a man to have two wives?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
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When a man is born, they ask “How’s the mother?”
When a man gets married, they ask “How did the bride look?”
When a man dies, they ask “How much did he leave her?”