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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde walk into a bar. For the sake of brevity, each one orders her drink with an abbreviated code word. The Brunette walks up to the bartender and says, “Hey give me an ML.” The bartender nods his head and hands her a Miller Lite.

Following her, the Redhead walks up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a BL.” Giving her a nod, the bartender pulls up a Bud Lite.

Last, the Blonde walks up to the bartender and says, “Give me a Fifteen.”

“A Fifteen?” the bartender replies, “What the heck is that?”

“Oh, you know,” the blonde says, “A Seven and Seven.”

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Q & A ———————————-

Q. What do you call a chicken that crosses the road twice without taking a bath? A. A dirty double crosser.

Q. Why did the chicken only cross the road halfway? A. It wanted to lay it on the line.

Q. Why did the fox cross the road? A. It was after that chicken!

Q. What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the Railroad tracks? A. It won’t be long now!

Q. What has four wheels and flies? A. A trash truck.

Q. What did the digital watch say to his mom? A. “Look mom no hands.

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The wife heard her husband come back into the house not too long after he had left.

She said, “Hon, I thought you were going to your lodge meeting.”

“It was postponed.” he replied. “The wife of the Grand Exalted Invincible Supreme Potentate wouldn’t let him attend tonight.”

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1. Interesting ‘A’ words ——————————— ABSENTEE A missing golfing accessory. ABUNDANCE A local hop usually staged in the barn. ADAMANT The very first insect. ALIMONY A mistake by two people paid for by one. ALPHABET Not quite the complete wager. ANTI-FREEZE When you don’t talk to your uncle’s wife. APEX The female of the gorilla species. ARTFUL A painting exhibition. AUTOBIOGRAPHY The car’s logbook. AUTOMATIC SHIFT When the driver moves closer to his girlfriend. AWESTRUCK Being hit with a paddle.

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Two men were on a rooftop in Missouri during a flood.

One of them noticed a hat going back and forth on top of the water in a regular pattern. He said to his buddy, “What in the world is that?”

His buddy replied, “Oh, that’s just Grandpa, he said come hell or high water he was going to mow the lawn today.”