Shell Shock: What Humpty Dumpty died of.

Illegal: A sick bird.

Hippies: They hold your leggies on.

Minimum: A very small mother.

Bacteria: A rear entrance to a cafeteria.

IG: An Eskimo house without a loo.

Meatball: A dance at the meatworks.

Copper Nitrate: Overtime for policemen.

Coincide: What people do when it rains.

Buttress: A female goat.

Croquette: A romantic lady frog.