Two Chinese men, Chau and Lidong, come out of a kosher Jewish restaurant. “Chau”, said Lidong. “You know what the problem is with Jewish food?”

“What?” asked Chau.

“Two weeks later, you’re hungry again.”

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According to author, Tim Boxer, when Israeli Minister Yehuda Ben-Meir met an important U.S.senator at a hotel in Jerusalem in the early 1980s, the senator mentioned he had just left Prime Minister Begin, from who he had learned a new policy. Ben-Meir was surprised.

“Oh, yes,” said the senator. “The new policy is that you will pursue terrorists and destroy them.”

“It’s not a new policy,” answered Ben-Meir.

“No? How long have you had it?”

“Three thousand years.”