Ten statements women use…

1 “Fine”. This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2 “Five Minutes”. If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3 “Nothing”. This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in “fine”.

4 “Go Ahead”. This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5 Loud Sigh. For women, this really IS a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing there, arguing with you about nothing. (Refer #3)

6 “That’s OK”. This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man, and means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for whatever you’ve done (which probably relates to nothing).

7 “Thanks”. A woman is thanking you, do not question it. Just say “you’re welcome” or whatever statement that appeases her

8 “Whatever”. Is a women’s way of saying YOU!. It quite often means she’s conceding you’re right, but is NEVER, NOHOW, NOT ON YOUR LIFE, going to admit it. It also means discussion closed.

9 “Have it your way”. Same meaning and result as “Whatever”

10 “Don’t worry about it, I got it”. Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.