THE SENIOR’S BREAKFAST SPECIAL:

We went to breakfast at a restuarant where the Senior’s Special was:

Two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.

“Sounds good,” my wife said. “But I don’t want the eggs.”

“Then I’ll have to charge you three dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re not ordering the special – you’re ordering a la carte”, the waitress informed her.

“You mean I’ll have to pay extra for not taking the eggs?” My wife asked incredulously.

“That’s right”, replied the waitress.

“Okay, I’ll take the special.”

“How do you want your eggs?”

“Raw and in the shell,” my wife replied.

She took the two eggs home.

WARNING: DON’T MESS WITH SENIORS

We’ve been around the block more than once!