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TODAYS RIDDLE :

IT IS A 7 LETTER WORD.

IF WE REMOVE 1 LETTER FROM IT, IT REMAINS THE SAME.

IF WE REMOVE 2 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS THE SAME.

IF WE REMOVE 3 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS THE SAME.

IF WE REMOVE ALL THE LETTERS FROM IT, STILL IT REMAINS THE SAME.

WHATZ IT ? GUESS !!! GUESS !!!

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Our neighbor loaned my husband his old chain saw to trim some tree branches. Unfortunately, the engine burned out while my husband was using it. Not wanting to return a broken piece of equipment, he bought a new saw to replace it. When I offered it to our neighbor, he thanked me but said, “Keep it. I’ll borrow it when I need it.”

I was turning away when his eyes lit up. “Hey,” he asked, “want to borrow my car?”

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One-Liners :

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Never buy a car you can’t push.

Avoid putting both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don’t have a leg to stand on.

You will not get the hiccups when you are alone. You will get them in the middle of a bar exam, at your inlaws or at a funeral.

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she’d dye.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

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The company I work for offers tours through the historic district of Anapolis, MD, led by guides dressed in Colonial clothing. While leading a group, one of our guides, Dave, tripped and fell, breaking his wrist.

He went to the hospital, and as he sat in the emergency room, a policeman walked by. Doing a double-take at Dave in his 18th-century garb, he asked, “Just how long have you been waiting?”

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A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills.

The doctor says, “Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water.”

Startled to be put on so much medicine the man stammers, “Jeez doc, exactly what’s my problem?”

Doctor says, “You’re not drinking enough water.”

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One evening I was driving my eight-year-old daughter to her grandparents’ home for an overnight stay. It was late, there was very little traffic, and we were enjoying a peaceful ride. It was a far cry from the usual chaos surrounding us when I drive her to various activities during rush hour.

My daughter seemed deep in thought when she said, “I have a question.”

“What do you want to know?” I responded.

“Mom, when you’re driving,” she asked, “are YOU ever the idiot?”