Two southerners… business men… in London are sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store isn’t ready — only a few shelves are set up.

One says to the other, ‘I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we’re selling.’

No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious lad from Yorkshire walks to the window, has a peek, and in a Yorkshire drawl asks, ‘Wot yu sellin ‘eer then?

One of the men replies sarcastically, ‘Oh! We’re selling idiots.’

Without missing a beat, the Yorkshire lad says, ‘Well, I see tha’s doing well …tha’s only got two left!’

Southerners (God bless ’em), should not mess with Yorkshire lads.