A panda walks into a cafe, orders a roll, eats it, then draws a gun and shoots the floor. “Why?” asks the confused waitress, as the panda heads toward the door. The panda tosses her a poorly punctuated wildlife manual. “I’m a panda; look it up.”
“PANDA. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”
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