In a hotel in Ahmedabad: It Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice.

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In a hotel lobby in Surat: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

(Surat, the city of language obscenity)

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In the elevator in Hotel Tex Pallazo, Surat: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

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In a hotel elevator in Baroda: Please leave your values at the front desk. ** In a hotel in Jamnagar: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

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In a hotel near Gujarat College, Ahmedabad: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. ** Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad: Drop your trousers here for best results.

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In a hotel in Bhavanagar: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is rekvested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

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In a laundry in Anand: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

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In a heritage hotel in Junagadh: Take one of our horse-driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriages.

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In a 5-Star Hotel cocktail lounge in Ahmedabad: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

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In the office of a Gynecologist in Ahmedabad: Specialist in women and other diseases.

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In a hotel in Bharuch: The manager has personally passed all the water served here