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TODAYS RIDDLE :

Two boxers are in a boxing match (regular boxing, not kick boxing). The fight is scheduled for 12 rounds but ends after 6 rounds, after one boxer knocks out the other boxer. Yet no man throws a punch. How is this possible? /\ x

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No man threw a punch because both of the boxers were women.

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Deer Crossing :

A crew of highway maintenance workers were sent to repair some road signs that vandals had knocked down in a forested area. The first one they put back up was a symbol warning of a deer crossing the road. As they moved down the road to repair the next sign, one member of the crew looked back and spotted a deer running across the highway. She turned to a co-worker and said, “I wonder how long he’s been waiting to cross.” ===========================

A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.

On the paper there was a single line which simply said, “Is this a question?” – Discuss.

After a short time he wrote: “If that is a question, then this is an answer.”

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A golfer who was well into his golden years had a lifelong ambition to play one hole at Pebble Beach, California, the way the pros do it. The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the green that is on a spit of land that just out off the coast.

It was something he had tried hundreds of times without success. His ball always fell short, into the water. Because of this he never used a new ball on this particular hole. He always picked out one that had a cut or a nick.

One year he went out to Pebble Beach to try again. When he came to the fateful hole, he teed up an old cut ball and said a silent prayer.

Before he hit it, however, a powerful voice from above said: WAIT … REPLACE THAT OLD BALL WITH A BRAND-NEW BALL. He complied, with some slight misgiving, despite the fact that the Lord seemed to be implying that He was going to let him finally achieve his lifelong ambition.

As he stepped up to the tee once more, the voice came down again: WAIT .. STEP BACK … TAKE A PRACTICE SWING. So he stepped back and took a practice swing. The voice boomed out again: TAKE ANOTHER PRACTICE SWING. He did.

Silence followed.

Then the voice spoke out again: PUT THE OLD BALL BACK.

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Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up in our life we could simply press ‘Ctr, Alt, Delete’ and start over?

Just remember . . . if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off!

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

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