A man walks out his front door and walks directly south for one mile. Then he turns and walks directly east for one mile. Then he sees a bear and runs directly north for one mile, reaches his front door and gets in just in time.

Question is. What color is the bear?

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White.

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Two cupcakes were in the oven. One says to the other ” Wow, it’s getting hot in here !!”

What did the other one say ?? x

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( Answer: ” Holy cow…. a talking cupcake !!!! )

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And finally from a nine-year-old

Who can jump higher than a mountain?

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Answer. Everybody cuz mountains can’t jump.