When you get old sometimes your brain just does not repond as it once did. I didn’t hear this on a bus (mainly because despite the fact that I can travel for free, I can’t actually manage to climb onto a bus!). I heard it in a shop – just a snatch of conversation “… and his mate hadn’t got a nancer.” I wondered about it all the way home, “a nancer”, what the hell was one of those? So when I finally got home I said to my wife, “Have we got a nancer?” She replied, “We don’t need one.” “Oh, why not?” I inquired. ” She looked at me pityingly and said,”Because we haven’t got a question!”