TODAYS RIDDLE :

“She” is a word that contains two personal pronouns: she and he. What five-letter word beginning with “U” contains four personal pronouns?

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usher: us, she, he, and her

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A tourist from New York was hiking through the mountains of North Georgia when he came upon the tiniest cabin he had ever seen in his life. Intrigued, he went up and knocked on the door.

‘Anybody home?’ he asked.

‘Yep,’ came a kid’s voice through the door.

‘Is your father there?’ asked the tourist. ‘Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in,’ said the kid.

‘Well, is your mother here? No, she left before I got here,’ said the kid.

‘But,’ protested the city slicker, ‘are you never together as a family?’

‘Sure, but not here,’ said the kid through the door. ‘This is the outhouse!’

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Goat for Dinner

The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having.

“Goat,” the little boy replied.

“Goat?” replied the startled man of the cloth, “Are you sure about that?”

“Yep,” said the youngster. “I heard Dad say to Mom, ‘Today is just as good as any to have the old goat for dinner.'”

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A policeman pulled a blonde over while she was driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

Cop: Do you know where you are going?

Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the people are leaving.

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Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.

When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver: “Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?”

The bus driver shakes his head and says, “No, I’m sorry.”

At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters: “Will it take ME?”

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A friend and his wife were considering traveling to Alaska for a trip the husband had long dreamed of taking. He kept talking about how great it would be to stay in a log cabin without electricity, to hunt moose and drive a dog team instead of a car.

“If we decided to live there permanently, away from civilization, what would you miss the most?” he asked his wife.

She replied, “You.”

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