Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate’s been hit by a car.

Paddy : ‘Get an ambulance here quick, he’s bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.’

Operator : ‘What is your location sir ?’

Paddy : ‘Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street.’

Operator : ‘How do you spell that sir ?’

Silence —– and after a minute.

Operator : ‘Are you there sir ?’

Silence —- and a minute later.

Operator : ‘Sir, can you hear me ?’

This goes on for another few minutes until…

Operator : ‘Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me ?’

Paddy : ‘Yes, sorry bout dat. I just dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street.’